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May 31, 2009 13:29:47 GMT -5
Post by AhkneeKitteen on May 31, 2009 13:29:47 GMT -5
Bonus was epic lulz.
First one was just depressing.
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May 31, 2009 20:11:56 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 31, 2009 20:11:56 GMT -5
They tend to be either really depressing or epically hilarious. I just put a mixture up.
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Jun 1, 2009 19:21:07 GMT -5
Post by Sovereign on Jun 1, 2009 19:21:07 GMT -5
"My boyfriend's dad walked in on us when we were half-naked in bed, completely uncovered. FML"
How's that? >_> I feel I'm gonna get a lot of "you deserved that one"s, because actually, we did for not covering up. lulz.
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Jun 1, 2009 20:35:38 GMT -5
Post by AhkneeKitteen on Jun 1, 2009 20:35:38 GMT -5
Yeah, probably. But it's good to see how that goes over on the site
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Jun 1, 2009 22:02:43 GMT -5
Post by Sovereign on Jun 1, 2009 22:02:43 GMT -5
I HAVE SUBMITTED IT. ...Guys... Have you ever submitted an FML of your own? ... (Image resized to reduce loading time for you slowpoke computers. xD)
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FML
Jun 1, 2009 22:22:48 GMT -5
Post by AhkneeKitteen on Jun 1, 2009 22:22:48 GMT -5
I ain't submitted none yet. At least it's short and to the point?
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Jun 2, 2009 2:19:40 GMT -5
Post by moon yagami on Jun 2, 2009 2:19:40 GMT -5
I submitted one... I dunno if it went through, I'll check when I have more time
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FML
Jun 2, 2009 13:57:57 GMT -5
Post by Sovereign on Jun 2, 2009 13:57:57 GMT -5
FML. TT; Email:
You've wished to be warned of your FML story #2517421 :
'Today, my boyfriend's dad walked in on us when we were half-naked in bed, completely uncovered. FML'
Your FML wasn't published on the website. Don't be offended. It was first submitted to the users who vote (hundreds of them) on the submissions to help us to select the FMLs to be published on the website. It can also be that a similar story has already been posted on the website, which is why it was turned down.
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Jun 2, 2009 14:43:35 GMT -5
Post by AhkneeKitteen on Jun 2, 2009 14:43:35 GMT -5
Yeah, users do vote on ones that get put on the site ... I remember doing that once when I was bored.
Submit your rejection as an FML, haha.
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Jun 2, 2009 23:39:24 GMT -5
Post by Sovereign on Jun 2, 2009 23:39:24 GMT -5
Eh, I've seen that before, though. "Today, my FML story was rejected. FML" Something like that lol
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Jun 2, 2009 23:57:38 GMT -5
Post by AhkneeKitteen on Jun 2, 2009 23:57:38 GMT -5
Haha, try having a more creative FML moment next time.
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Jun 3, 2009 10:14:40 GMT -5
Post by Sovereign on Jun 3, 2009 10:14:40 GMT -5
Like I said, my life hardly has FML moments. Heh.
edit: ...I dunno if I should be happy or sad about that.
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Jun 3, 2009 13:54:48 GMT -5
Post by AhkneeKitteen on Jun 3, 2009 13:54:48 GMT -5
Your FML:
Today, I realized I don't have amazing FML moments, which makes my life a bit pathetic. FML.
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Jun 3, 2009 19:29:26 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2009 19:29:26 GMT -5
Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML
Today, I was visiting my in-laws and got a bad sunburn on the beach. I had to sleep topless due to the pain. I had shut and locked the door, but my husband woke up before me and left it ajar. Then, my father in-law came down stairs to wake me. He saw my completely uncovered breasts and grinned. FML
Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML
Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML
BONUS FOR MAKING A KID CRY! Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
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Jun 3, 2009 22:44:57 GMT -5
Post by AhkneeKitteen on Jun 3, 2009 22:44:57 GMT -5
Those were all utterly amazing, if I do say so myself. SPEAKING OF ROLLER COASTERS: xkcd.com/249/I'm doing that someday.
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