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Aug 1, 2013 5:29:10 GMT -5
Post by moon yagami on Aug 1, 2013 5:29:10 GMT -5
that's a big order... I'll answer when I get home
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Aug 7, 2013 15:43:57 GMT -5
Post by AhkneeKitteen on Aug 7, 2013 15:43:57 GMT -5
1. holy fucking shit what the hell
3. I'm laughing but if something like that happened to me I would probably get a divorce because what the hell, dude, collections are sacred
4. in another reality this would be the start of a porno
5. pfffahahahaha
6. dude, really?
8. o-ouch. no really, ouch, and please I hope the person threw all the alcohol and disinfectants onto and into the hole because infection
9. become hetero lifemates. problem solved.
10. what
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Aug 14, 2013 18:20:50 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 18:20:50 GMT -5
Short list today.
1. Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
2. Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML
3. Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML
4. Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML
5. Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
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