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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2010 20:00:45 GMT -5
"Today we were learning about Romeo and Juliet. No one understood the story, so I added twilight character names to the story. We were sad when Jacob/Tybalt/Paris died. At least we all understand basic Shakespear. MLIT "
^...First off... those are some dumbass kids. Second, no. Just... NO.
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Post by AhkneeKitteen on Jan 20, 2010 1:02:28 GMT -5
I've always thought R&J was Shakespeare doing his own form of dramatic satire (even moreso after I really read and paid attention to it my sophomore year) - not that there's really any reason to think this since ol' Shakey's thoughts have been enigmatic for the most part, but ... meh.
Also, if I ever, and I mean ever meet anyone who's ever done that while reading R&J, I will personally rip their eyes out.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2010 18:02:32 GMT -5
^Win
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Post by AhkneeKitteen on Jan 21, 2010 0:36:48 GMT -5
*takes a bow*
Thank you, thank you ...
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Post by moon yagami on Jan 21, 2010 9:57:31 GMT -5
I could one up that... I could resurrect the whirling tornado corpse of Shakespeare to disembowel them for me, I have developed a "life note" of sorts.
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Post by AhkneeKitteen on Jan 21, 2010 15:54:03 GMT -5
DO IT, KIRA.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2010 18:34:56 GMT -5
Somewhere, poor ol' Will is turning in his grave because of those damn kids. Oh well, nothing could top that...
Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT
...Damn. I like this mother.
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Post by Sovereign on Jan 21, 2010 20:02:19 GMT -5
...o...m....G.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2010 20:29:10 GMT -5
Yeah... I think that topped it.
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Post by AhkneeKitteen on Jan 21, 2010 20:53:35 GMT -5
For every child in the world like that, there must be a mother who is as such. The world would be a much better place.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2010 11:07:00 GMT -5
I'd drink to that if I only had a drink.
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Post by moon yagami on Jan 25, 2010 2:36:03 GMT -5
my life note isn't working...
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Post by AhkneeKitteen on Jan 25, 2010 17:17:43 GMT -5
Well that puts a damper on any plans :c
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2010 18:08:15 GMT -5
Oh well. You tried, Kira.
"Yesterday morning, I told my boyfriend that he should come into my house through my window like Edward to watch me sleep. He did. MLIT!!"
^Stalking fetishist much?
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I'm 40 years old and I have a sticker saying "I run with vampires"... the worst was that I wanted to have a Volvo C30 like Edward but unfortunately, I couldn't afford it... still got the sticker though.
^You have no life to be a Twifreak @ 40y.o.
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Post by Sovereign on Jan 25, 2010 19:55:31 GMT -5
::shudders:: One of those freaky Twilight moms.
...or dad, for all we know.
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