Post by AhkneeKitteen on Aug 5, 2010 16:41:24 GMT -5
It's like an LP but not really because fuck taking screencaps every five seconds with all this dialogue. ONLY IMPORTANT SHIT FOLKS. Although my definition of important is pretty different from most people's so ... hm. Anyway! I think I figured out like ... pretty much every path for three of the different characters by now, so I'll be using the lone guide on GameFAQs to help me with the rest.
This has kinda been like my crack!brain bleach for The Host for a couple of chapters now, haha.
Part 1: In which there is a protagonist who is not genre-savvy
This is the title screen featuring the three primary dudes and the chick who you kinda play as. Gotta love otome games!
CHAPTER ONE YEAHHH you dig?
Our main character, Sayori, has joined up with history club, which has formed an excavation team to fumble around in these recently uncovered ruins. Her friend originally encouraged her to join, and she found the romantic idea of these ruins awesome and joined up. She's found the extreme heat less than awesome.
Oh, this is Sayori, by the way.
The club pres yells at her to hurry up and she runs as fast as she can, only to slip in some mud and land flat on her ass.
It sparkles :U
No, it's a duck. OF COURSE IT'S A STONE YOU TWAT :T
Our first timed choice pops up - aka a clock ticking the seconds away is all YOU MUST PICK IN THIS GIVEN TIME OR IT'S AN AUTO CHOICE FOR YOU. Our options are "Pick it up" or "Leave it alone." You mad? 'Course we're picking it up. Sayori recognizes that is is a pendant. The club pres butts in just in time to move the plot along. Sayori, being smart, hides the pendant from her because dude, this this is kicking and it won't matter as long as she hands it over eventually, right?
Right. Keep that in mind, folks.
Wow, time skip. Anyway, the excavation team ended up searching until evening. Erm, I'm not going to question why the site would be allowed to be touched by a bunch of teenagers who don't know what the fuck they're doing.
I personally would've soaked it in like, alcohol. Because that shit is hardcore.
Sayori is mesmerized by how gorgeous this piece of bling is, then she ponders the morality of just taking it and reasons to herself that it's not like the owner would come along to claim it. DERP OF COURSE NOT :T Jesus christ superstar.
She finally falls asleep clutching the pendant like Scrooge with a bag of coins.
Oh shi-
And all Sayori has to say is "Huh?"
That's more appropriate.
She wonders if she's asleep and dreaming this.
Everyone's doing it, doncha know? It's all the rage.
Who the hell counts sheep in a situation like this?! Ugh.
One point for funny dialogue. Prepare for more as we get rolling.
Really? I mean that would explain the whole floating-glowing thing she's got going for her.
Sayori apologizes profusely and says she'll give the pendant back, but the girl just continues to plead for help.
D'oh!
Next choice! Take hold of her hand or shake it off?! Of course we're taking hold, ha!
You know, sometimes asking questions isn't necessary. Because, you know, you're going to find out soon enough.
Sayori wonders why she looks so sad.
She grabs her hand and
OHSHI-
WTF is this madness I don't even
Sayori figures this looks kinda like the battle scene of a period drama.
OLD MAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
Wait, reward? What kind of reward?
Oh ffffff--
Yeah, there's not much else one can do with a big shiny sword. Unless by "sword" you mean "penis" in which case there's quite a few things that can be done with that, not all of which are pleasurable.
Three guesses as to who this girl is and the first two don't count. Sayori screeches out a "Stop!" but, as we all know, this will have no conceivable effect.
?!
That's what he said. UNF.
Huh? That was quick.
WELL, UNTIL NEXT TIME.
I hope everyone got that. If not, tell me and I'll skip less dialogue next time or something.
This has kinda been like my crack!brain bleach for The Host for a couple of chapters now, haha.
Part 1: In which there is a protagonist who is not genre-savvy
This is the title screen featuring the three primary dudes and the chick who you kinda play as. Gotta love otome games!
CHAPTER ONE YEAHHH you dig?
Our main character, Sayori, has joined up with history club, which has formed an excavation team to fumble around in these recently uncovered ruins. Her friend originally encouraged her to join, and she found the romantic idea of these ruins awesome and joined up. She's found the extreme heat less than awesome.
Oh, this is Sayori, by the way.
The club pres yells at her to hurry up and she runs as fast as she can, only to slip in some mud and land flat on her ass.
It sparkles :U
No, it's a duck. OF COURSE IT'S A STONE YOU TWAT :T
Our first timed choice pops up - aka a clock ticking the seconds away is all YOU MUST PICK IN THIS GIVEN TIME OR IT'S AN AUTO CHOICE FOR YOU. Our options are "Pick it up" or "Leave it alone." You mad? 'Course we're picking it up. Sayori recognizes that is is a pendant. The club pres butts in just in time to move the plot along. Sayori, being smart, hides the pendant from her because dude, this this is kicking and it won't matter as long as she hands it over eventually, right?
Right. Keep that in mind, folks.
Wow, time skip. Anyway, the excavation team ended up searching until evening. Erm, I'm not going to question why the site would be allowed to be touched by a bunch of teenagers who don't know what the fuck they're doing.
I personally would've soaked it in like, alcohol. Because that shit is hardcore.
Sayori is mesmerized by how gorgeous this piece of bling is, then she ponders the morality of just taking it and reasons to herself that it's not like the owner would come along to claim it. DERP OF COURSE NOT :T Jesus christ superstar.
She finally falls asleep clutching the pendant like Scrooge with a bag of coins.
Oh shi-
And all Sayori has to say is "Huh?"
That's more appropriate.
She wonders if she's asleep and dreaming this.
Everyone's doing it, doncha know? It's all the rage.
Who the hell counts sheep in a situation like this?! Ugh.
One point for funny dialogue. Prepare for more as we get rolling.
Really? I mean that would explain the whole floating-glowing thing she's got going for her.
Sayori apologizes profusely and says she'll give the pendant back, but the girl just continues to plead for help.
D'oh!
Next choice! Take hold of her hand or shake it off?! Of course we're taking hold, ha!
You know, sometimes asking questions isn't necessary. Because, you know, you're going to find out soon enough.
Sayori wonders why she looks so sad.
She grabs her hand and
OHSHI-
WTF is this madness I don't even
Sayori figures this looks kinda like the battle scene of a period drama.
OLD MAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
Wait, reward? What kind of reward?
Oh ffffff--
Yeah, there's not much else one can do with a big shiny sword. Unless by "sword" you mean "penis" in which case there's quite a few things that can be done with that, not all of which are pleasurable.
Three guesses as to who this girl is and the first two don't count. Sayori screeches out a "Stop!" but, as we all know, this will have no conceivable effect.
?!
That's what he said. UNF.
Huh? That was quick.
WELL, UNTIL NEXT TIME.
I hope everyone got that. If not, tell me and I'll skip less dialogue next time or something.