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May 14, 2009 18:41:35 GMT -5
Post by AhkneeKitteen on May 14, 2009 18:41:35 GMT -5
Anyone a frequent visitor to FML like I am? www.fmylife.com/Reading some of these stories of how effed up things are for some people makes me feel much, much better about my life, ohoho. Some of it is just really saddening, though:
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May 14, 2009 20:14:52 GMT -5
Post by Brianna (Galaxia_15) on May 14, 2009 20:14:52 GMT -5
They are good, but I wonder if they're really true sometimes. Like that one seems a little far-fetched.
Today, I found out the tattoo signifying my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, my dad was in town for 1 day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dads slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. we talked for 15 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
Aww.
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May 14, 2009 22:37:01 GMT -5
Post by AhkneeKitteen on May 14, 2009 22:37:01 GMT -5
Some of it's pretty intense!
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May 15, 2009 10:33:03 GMT -5
Post by Sovereign on May 15, 2009 10:33:03 GMT -5
YEEEEEES. I <3 FML.
That one you posted is sad. ):
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May 15, 2009 17:53:29 GMT -5
Post by Serenity on May 15, 2009 17:53:29 GMT -5
Awww... that last one was sad. But I don't get on that site. I just don't bother.
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May 15, 2009 20:30:52 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 15, 2009 20:30:52 GMT -5
I've never heard of this.
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May 15, 2009 21:04:51 GMT -5
Post by Sovereign on May 15, 2009 21:04:51 GMT -5
Then click!
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May 16, 2009 9:50:17 GMT -5
Post by Brianna (Galaxia_15) on May 16, 2009 9:50:17 GMT -5
Today, I took my girlfriend on a walk. After a while I bend down to tie my shoe. She screams: "YES! I DO!" And started crying of happiness. She thought I was proposing, I'd took her on a walk to break up with her. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying 'I'm good' or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML
LOL!
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May 16, 2009 17:11:27 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 16, 2009 17:11:27 GMT -5
Today, my father sent me a letter in the mail. He spelled my first name wrong on the front of the envelope. I'm turning 28 years old and my own father doesn't know that my name has two "t"s in it. FML (~That's happened to me before, except it was my aunt and for the past 17 years!~)
Today, while biking I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML (~Sadly, that's happened to me too, except one car.~)
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML (~Freaking hilarious!~)
Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML (~Irony.~)
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May 16, 2009 22:43:25 GMT -5
Post by Sovereign on May 16, 2009 22:43:25 GMT -5
AHAHAH. FML makes my day. <3 Bryanna I love the shoe one.
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May 17, 2009 16:57:54 GMT -5
Post by Brianna (Galaxia_15) on May 17, 2009 16:57:54 GMT -5
Today, my father sent me a letter in the mail. He spelled my first name wrong on the front of the envelope. I'm turning 28 years old and my own father doesn't know that my name has two "t"s in it. FML (~That's happened to me before, except it was my aunt and for the past 17 years!~) Today, while biking I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML (~Sadly, that's happened to me too, except one car.~) Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML (~Freaking hilarious!~) Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML (~Irony.~) LOL THE FINGER STICK!!
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May 18, 2009 16:08:38 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 18, 2009 16:08:38 GMT -5
Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he proceeded to say, "Heaviest in back." FML (ouch. )
Today, I got my medical checkup back. Apparently, I'm diagnosed with a liver condition generally found in alcoholics. I've never drank in my life. FML (Now that really sucks)
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May 19, 2009 15:54:08 GMT -5
Post by AhkneeKitteen on May 19, 2009 15:54:08 GMT -5
^ Ohmygosh those two are sad.
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May 19, 2009 17:01:26 GMT -5
Post by Serenity on May 19, 2009 17:01:26 GMT -5
Those are sad... some of these are funny, but some are really sad, too.
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May 19, 2009 17:26:47 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 19, 2009 17:26:47 GMT -5
I found some funny ones today!
Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML
Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and proceeded to sing " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
Today, on the way to an exam I saw a car accident happen. I stopped, helped the woman who was injured and waited for the paramedics. I was to late at school, the teacher didn't buy my excuse and I failed the exam. It was an examination of my first aid skills. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
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