Post by AhkneeKitteen on Sept 4, 2009 20:30:52 GMT -5
I have no idea what sort of crack this guy is on or what makes him think that this is even remotely possible, but I am going to post up some excerpts from his supposed fertility treatment for you all to cringe at.
Mmm, any girl (or guy, even) who's gone in-depth with the female anatomy will know that the cervix DOES NOT LET THINGS GO THROUGH IT. Except babies. And blood. A HAND DOES NOT FIT THROUGH THERE WITHOUT IMMENSE PAIN DAMMIT.
D-does he even know how wide the fallopian tube is? Because an entire hand, let alone even a finger, could go through there unless you were like Mr. Fantastic with shrinking abilities.
YOU FAIL BIOLOGY FOREVER MAN.
... that's only a small part of this man's crackpot theories that he thinks should be used by the medical community. You can find the rest of this particular theory here along with many other things at his site.
"I was with a girl friend, and we thought it would be worthwhile to see if it was feasible to unblock fallopian tubes. When we entered the womb via the cervix, which had to be done very slowly we found that the womb needs lubricating to avoid immense pain. However, this problem was overcome by orgasm. Orgasm provided enough lubricant to make the womb pain free. We found that the womb was also sensual and could achieve orgasm."
Mmm, any girl (or guy, even) who's gone in-depth with the female anatomy will know that the cervix DOES NOT LET THINGS GO THROUGH IT. Except babies. And blood. A HAND DOES NOT FIT THROUGH THERE WITHOUT IMMENSE PAIN DAMMIT.
"I was then able to feel the fallopian tube all the way to the ovary and manipulate it as a practice for unblocking fallopian tubes."
D-does he even know how wide the fallopian tube is? Because an entire hand, let alone even a finger, could go through there unless you were like Mr. Fantastic with shrinking abilities.
YOU FAIL BIOLOGY FOREVER MAN.
... that's only a small part of this man's crackpot theories that he thinks should be used by the medical community. You can find the rest of this particular theory here along with many other things at his site.
